This is superpower

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””“”“why did you cut your hair?::”“”“”  i cut my hair to piss you off. specifially you, i was thinking of you when i cut my hair. i was thinking that you, specifically, would be interested in what my newly short hair meant to you, specifically.

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It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

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i just heard my mom yelling “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and i was worried my parents were having a fight so i went downstairs to check it out but when i got there my dad was just giggling hysterically and all i could see was a pile of uno cards with a +4 card at the top

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when you get your period at school


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This is an obamanation

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“You’re still trying to protect me. Real or not real,” he whispers.
"Real," I answer. "Because that’s what you and I do, protect each other.” 

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Is It Friday Yet?

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